Summer hit, The vulgarity catch you!!!

LYRICS

If you dare to send me another invitation to make a farm…..
I’ll delete you from facebook
If you dare to ask me again to make a farm for you to peacefully harvest your corncobs…
I’ll delete you from facebook
I’ll delete you from facebook
I’ll delete you from facebook

I’ll delete you from faceeeeeeEeeeeeEeeebook

Let’s go!

I’ll delete you from facebook!! Oh Ah!
I’ll delete you from facebook!! Nai no Nai no Na
You hassle me with your comments, your virtual kisses and your pic of the day
I’ll delete you from facebook!! Oh Ah!
I’ll delete you from facebook!! Nai no Nai no Na
I’d like to know what the fuck you used to do before this
Antonio likes your status. Paco likes that Antonio like it
Mari Carmen who is into everything has also commented
And who the hell is Mari Carmen?
What is this girl doing on my facebook?
In which stage of my life I was so drunk to click on “yes”?
I’ll delete you from facebook!! Oh Ah!
I’ll delete you from facebook!! Nai no Nai no Na
You hassle me with your comments, your virtual kisses and your pic of the day
I’ll delete you from facebook!! Oh Ah!
I’ll delete you from facebook!! Nai no Nai no Na
I’d like to know what the fuck you used to do before this
You’ve been always single
Today I found out on facebook that you got married
And in the video of ceremony you tagged me
And why the fuck did you tag me?
If you didn’t invite me to your wedding?
You’d better know that your wedding dress was very vulgar and out of fashion!
I’ll delete you from facebook!! Oh Ah!
I’ll delete you from facebook!! Nai no Nai no Na
You hassle me with your comments, your virtual kisses and your pic of the day
I’ll delete you from facebook!! Oh Ah!
I’ll delete you from facebook!! Nai no Nai no Na
I’d like to know what the fuck you used to do before this

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Queen Silvia (the first who listened "Dancing Queen") has been investigated

The relation of her family with Nazi party has been investigated.  Links between Sweeden and Nazi party are also related in Stieg Larsson's Girl with the dragon tatoo trilogy. 


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The Beckham's dinner party

Victoria and David Beckham play host to an 'intellectual' dinner party with feminist Germaine Greer and poet Tom Paulin as their guests in this hilarious sketch from the first series of Alistair McGowan's Big Impression.

The more we understand, the fannier the video is!

Help us to write the tapescript in "comentarios" space.

Housework? really?

How to Spice Up a Relationship: Get Your Hubby to Do Chores!

My husband complains that we don't have sex often enough, but I'm rarely in the mood. It's probably because I'm always so tired from trying to keep up with the housework he doesn't help with! How can we spice up our relationship and find balance?

Marriage researcher John Gottman has found that men who do more housework have wives who are much more interested in sex. Whenever I cite that study, men are always very surprised by the connection between housework and sex … and women aren't surprised at all.


When men do housework, their wives feel more cared about and there's a greater sense of partnership. For women, sexual energy is very closely tied to the sense of partnership they feel with their husbands or boyfriends and how tired they are and resentful they are. A woman who feels her husband is helping out and doing his fair share is going to be much more interested in him sexually. So if a man is looking to spice up a relationship and have more sex, he should bust out the mop!


Sometimes it's useful for women to point that out. Tell your husband, "Having you do housework is a turn on for me." See if it doesn't help you both get more of what you want.

Answered by Dr. Joshua Coleman

Dancing Queen: a royal begining

"Dancing Queen" is a pop song recorded by Swedish pop group ABBA. It was released in August 1976, but was first performed two months earlier, on 18 June 1976, during a Royal Variety Show in Stockholm the evening before the Swedish royal wedding. It was the follow-up single to the hit "Fernando" and is commonly regarded as one of the most successful singles of the 1970s. "Dancing Queen" was written by Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus, and Stig Anderson and is considered by many to be ABBA's signature song, as it reached the number 1 position on popular music charts in 13 countries. Recorded in 1975, it was released on the group's album Arrival the following year and as a single with "That's Me" as the B-side.

Queen Silvia and King Carl Gustav of Sweden. They listened the song for the first time in their hen/stag night. 

How many jokes would be done during the party!

What would be happen if Abba were born in the USA?

Dancing queen's lyrics!

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen.

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing.
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine.
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine.
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life.
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen.

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone.
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen.
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen.

Welcome!

For those who believe that ABBA was unbeatable;  


Can Abba be superated?.